Bill Gates Old Joke - God called George Bush, Mikhail Gorbachev, and Bill Gates together

A  joke  making the rounds in the industry tells  how  God called  George  Bush,      Mikhail Gorbachev,  and Bill  Gates together  to  inform them that the world would end  in 30 days.
 

So Bush gets on national TV in the United States and says,  "Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is:  There  is a God. The bad news is that     the end of  the world is gonna happen in 30 days."
 

Gorbachev  gets on Soviet TV and says,  "Comrades,  I have bad  news and worse news. The bad news is,  there is a God after  all.  The worse news is,  the world will end  in 30 days."

Meanwhile,   Bill   Gates  assembles  all  the   Microsoft employees, pushes his glasses up on his nose, and says, "I have great news and insanely great news.
The great news is that  God  thinks I'm as important as Bush and  Gorbachev.
The  insanely  great news is that a month from now,  Apple and IBM will be out of business."